| Yes, I feel like a good bit of entertainment… time to destroy the planets. |
| Which one shall it be? This one? No… too feeble. This one… yes, perhaps. |
| Yes. This one shall do nicely. Commander… |
| Yes, Captain Ziltoid? |
| Divert all the power from the main engines to the front guns |
| Yes captain Ziltoid, anything else? |
| Take ninety percent of the surplus power and divert it toward the sonar |
| awakening device… |
| Aye aye captain. |
| We must summon the 6th dimensional planet smasher, I feel like a bit of fun… |
| Summon him. |
| Who dares awaken the planet smasher! |
| It is I, the 4th dimensional Ziltoid the omniscient! |
| Cherish the mind, |
| Cover your mind, |
| Cherish your mental sanctum. |
| Cower to war, |
| Cower to war, |
| Cower to war, |
| On the Earth! |
| Curse to be by the sun, |
| Power gain out, |
| You are the only one, |
| Channels the mind, |
| Channels the mind, |
| Channels the mind, |
| Of the earth, |
| Cherish the pain, |
| Cherish the pain, |
| Cherish the pain, |
| Cherish the mental weapon, |
| Cower to war, |
| Cower to war, |
| Cowards remain on the earth. |
| Tell me what you want from me! |
| ALL I WANNA BE IS THE OMNIVERSE! |
| They’re allowed to be, |
| Around all of us, |
| All I want to see, |
| Through the omniverse, |
| Let its thoughts go until tomorrow, |
| Smasher, |
| Bow to the valley below, |
| Please do not raise the planet smasher, mighty Ziltoid! |
| We are… |
| Smash it! |
| Bow to the valley below, |
| Bow, |
| Smasher, |
| Bow, |
| Smasher, |
| Bow to the valley below! |
| Smasher! |
| ALL I WANT TO BE IS THE OMNIVERSE! |
| Smasher! |
| They are allowed to be! |
| Around all of us! |
| All I want to see through the omniverse! |
| Through the omniverse! |
| Through the omniverse! |
| Through the omniverse! |
| Foul pest! And by the way the names Herman. And I hate musicals! |