| Oh, oh, oh, Bernadine |
| I can tell by the dimple on your chin |
| You’re in beautiful shape for the shape you’re in |
| An' I’m in shape for Bernadine |
| Oh, Bernadine |
| Oh, oh, oh, Bernadine |
| When you wander into my dreams at night |
| Your remarkable form is a pure delight |
| I go, go, go for Bernadine |
| Bernadine, Bernadine |
| You’re a little bit like ev’ry girl I’ve ever seen |
| Oh, your separate parts are not unknown |
| But the way you assemble them’s all your own |
| All yours and mine, dear Bernadine (yours and mine, dear Bernadine) |
| Oh, Bernadine |
| Oh, oh, oh, Bernadine |
| Say you’ll wait for me out by the rocket base |
| And we’ll both blast off into outer space |
| At oh, oh, oh-oh, Bernadine |
| Bernadine, Bernadine |
| Come away with me now in the rocket-propelled machine |
| We’ll come home by the way of a drive-in spa |
| Just a little this side of Shangri-La |
| And there I’ll stay with Bernadine (there I’ll stay with Bernadine) |
| There I’ll stay with Bernadine! |