| Your hubby’s quite the little pushover |
| Does he ask you to push him over in bed? |
| And did you hear about that robbery? |
| He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket |
| And Martha still won’t join the PTA |
| I mean like, don’t you even care about your kids? |
| You can’t trust the local dermatologist |
| (Ugh, he really overdid her fillers) |
| She really oughta see my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy |
| She really oughta see my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy |
| I when I was 12 years old (What's wrong with you?) |
| Now everybody wants to ruin my life (Get the fuck out of here, get out) |
| And did you hear about that robbery? |
| To be honest, I can’t believe you all didn’t see it coming |
| I’m not some gullible idealogue |
| I hate everyone equivalently |
| Samantha says I need a therapist |
| (Why don’t you worry about yourself?) |
| Don’t get too comfortable |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |
| Don’t get too comfortable |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (Uh, I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |
| Don’t you wrap me around, wrap me around |
| Don’t you wrap me around, wrap me around |
| (Wrap me around, wrap me around) |
| (Wrap me around, wrap me around) |
| (Boooo) |
| Have I told you about my theory yet? |
| It proves we might be more alike than you think |
| And did you hear about that robbery? |
| I can’t imagine how his wife and kids are dealing with it |
| My sister tells me that you’ll never learn |
| I think you’re way more complicated than that |
| She likes to call me an apologist |
| (But I know exactly what I am) |
| (And you’ll always be my) |
| Guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |
| And you’ll always be |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |
| And you’ll always be |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (Oh, I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |
| And you’ll always be |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy (I mean it) |
| My guy (I mean it), my guy |