| Come back DJ |
| What’s wrong with this track? |
| This ain’t no cutting-edge groove |
| It’s the needle skipping back |
| Everybody’s got disrhythmia |
| This breakbeat’s so confusing |
| They’ll think the latest batch of E |
| Been cut with jazz-fusion |
| Come back DJ |
| Getting ugly in here |
| There’s no more bottled water |
| They’re starting in on beer |
| Everybody’s coming down |
| A real free-for-all |
| Any more freestylin' |
| They’ll be wanting Aussie Crawl |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| That’s right, that’s right I’m sad and blue |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fighting |
| I’m lost, I’m lost can’t do my thing |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fighting |
| That’s right, that’s right |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fighting |
| I’m lost, I’m lost |
| In fact it was a little bit frightening |
| That’s right, that’s right |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fight |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fight |
| Everybody was Kung Fu fighting |
| Come back DJ |
| They’ll suss why you came |
| Double-deckin' in the cubicle |
| With DJ Underage |
| When they find out what you are |
| How bad’s it gonna get? |
| You never hung with Nik Fish |
| And all your friends were mullets |
| What you know 'bout Gabba |
| You learned watching the Test |
| You flew in from Ibiza? |
| Nah — the bus from Airport West |
| Come back DJ |
| I’ll admit that I’m scared |
| Hurry put your cans back on |
| They’ve started lobbing theirs |
| There’s something way too feral |
| 'bout this Tribal Gathering |
| I think derigueurmortis |
| Has started setting in |
| They’ve stormed the stage |
| They’re at your booth |
| But you’re still out the back |
| With some private schoolgirl |
| Doin' blow with Slim Boy’s Fat |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| Come back DJ, come back DJ, your record is scratched |
| Yeah, alright, alright, that’ll do. |