| Well he caught her doin' 90 at the top of a hill |
| He called out, «get over, now who you tryin' to kill» |
| Oh she caught her reflection in a mirror on his face |
| In her K-mart collection of leather and lace |
| They followed the directions to the letter of the law |
| And in a turn of events she told him, «up against the wall» |
| She took a look around and said, «can't you feel the danger?» |
| Baby won’t you be my Texas Ranger |
| Callin' help please |
| Won’t somebody rescue me |
| I’ll be around now, don’t be a stranger |
| I just wanna be your Texas Ranger |
| He said my momma calls me sonny but you can call me ray |
| I bring love to justice, I’m in it for the game |
| With a black-belt in flirtation she put him to the test |
| So they made a reservation in the wild, wild west |
| And they heard him call as she fell into favor |
| Baby won’t you be my Texas Ranger |
| Callin' help please |
| Lock me up and lose the key |
| Well the arms of the law getcha sooner or later |
| Baby won’t you be my Texas Ranger |
| Oh save me Texas |
| I want you to help me, help me |
| Damsel in distress |
| Oooh, I’m all out of breath |
| And I’m in a cold sweat, yeah |
| Callin' help please |
| Lock me up and lose the key |
| Gonna shoot out the lights, wake up the neighbors |
| Baby won’t you be my Texas Ranger |
| Take me, take me, take me to Texas baby |
| Won’t you be my Texas Ranger |
| I just wanna be your Texas Ranger |