| Making your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got, |
| Taking a break from all your worries sure would help alot, |
| Wouldn’t you like to get away? |
| All those nights when you got no lights, |
| The cheque is in the mail, |
| And your little angel hung the cat up by it’s tail, |
| And your third fianc© didn't show, |
| Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, |
| And they’re always glad you came, |
| You wanna be where you can see, |
| Our troubles are all the same, |
| You wanna be where everybody knows your name, |
| Roll out of bed, |
| Mr. coffee’s dead, |
| The morning’s looking bright, |
| And your shrink ran of to Europe and didn’t even write, |
| And your husband wants to be a girl, |
| Be glad there’s one place in the world, |
| Where everybody knows your name, |
| And they’re always glad you came, |
| You wanna go where people know, |
| Their troubles are all the same, |
| You wanna go where everybody knows your name, |
| Where everybody knows your name, |
| And they’re always glad you came, |
| Where everybody knows your name, |
| And they’re always glad you came, |
| Where everybody knows your name, |
| And they’re always glad you came, |
| Where everybody knows your name |