| Have you got a turbo wrist watch? |
| Got a turbo vacuum? |
| Have you got a turbo washing machine? |
| An' a turbo car? |
| When you ask 'em what it means |
| They look blank and say «it's the latest thing» |
| Turbo — what does it mean? |
| Well don’t tell me — I don’t wanna know! |
| I’ve had a turbo watch for ages |
| Gains five minutes every day |
| The wife goes turbo when she vacuums |
| She calls it «hurry up» |
| The washing machine’s always been turbo |
| We kick it and it starts again |
| As for the car — don’t say «turbo» in front of her please |
| She gets ratty — and won’t start |
| When you ask 'em what it means |
| They look blank and say «it's the latest thing» |
| Turbo — what does it mean? |
| Don’t tell me — I don’t wanna know! |
| Must be fast, powerful, great |
| Better — best — consummate; get — |
| Turbo — what does it mean? |
| Don’t tell me — I don’t wanna know! |
| Turbo — what does it mean? |
| Don’t tell me — I don’t wanna know! |
| (Repeat and fade) |