Текст песни Terraria Vs Minecraft Rap Battle - JT Music

Terraria Vs Minecraft Rap Battle

I’m a veteran survivor, never getting tired\nLiving off the land much better than a miner\nI’ve fought more mobs than you’ll see in your life\nAnd my only mission isn’t getting every diamond\nIf you wanna join me, i’ll leave the light on\nIt’s Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to\nCuz if I had a level, it would be a high one\nYour bow and arrow won’t hold up to my guns\nIt’s time Microsoft took it up a notch\nYour guns can never blast past the fortress I got\nFighting clowns and eyeballs and you’d be bragging\nWhile I got enchanted armor\nSlaying the ender dragon\nCryin' so much you keep your items when you die\nI think Terraria’s Minecraft CDI\nGrab the diamond pickaxe just to break the tension\nThen bust the survivor into the third dimension\nThis ain’t no game\nMy life’s insane\nI’ve fought through mobs and awful weather\nWe just survive\nAll day and night\nBut tell me who can do it better?\nStop the beat! your house is burning\nYou just got griefed, was it worth the work? and\nThey took your stuff to make it worse\nTry creative mode if you got your feelings hurt\nI’m a demon hunter, an adventurer\nSo my inventory isn’t full of dirt\nI got a jetpack on, so who needs armor\nYou’re a FPF; First Person Farmer!\nOh, I’m getting griefed? that sure blows\nBut at least MC has the beast online mode\nDon’t need a story to put this man to shame\nI mean, only old creepers be playin' your game\nYa, in my world, I am a god\nWhile in your game, you can’t even mod\nLast time you went outside? I’m thinking never\nWither you down, send you to the nether\nKeep your 3 dimensions, I only need 2 to be awesome\nPlease, your game style’s been irrelevant since '96\nTake a seat dude, oh wait, YOU DON’T HAVE FURNITURE\nEven Roblox is better than you\nWell, at least I didn’t sell out to Microsoft\nWell, at least Microsoft was interested in me\nOh yeah, well\nMINECRAFT/TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST SURVIVAL GAME EVER!!!\nStep back or i’ll steam roll ya\nDon’t mess with this side scrolla\nMultiplayer’s overrated\nWhen all your servers do is cause a hold up\nDon’t got no friends with me\nMy friends are NPC’s\nI can’t wait for Minecraft to drop dead\nAfter all, you and your friends are Block heads!\nA block joke, huh? That’s never been said\nThat’s as original as your game concept\nStep up to the mic, I become aggressive\nI’ve never seen a ripoff so unimpressive\nI know that you’ll never test me again\nThis is like a wooden plank against obsidian\nThe sun has set, so I guess i’ll retire\nSince I’m done roasting this pig over my fire